Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious Aardvark Jokes for teens. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Funny Aardvark Jokes
1. How did the aardvarks survive the great flood? On Noah’s aardvark.
2. How do aardvarks learn to build their homes? They study aardvarkitecture.
3. How do aardvarks listen to the radio? With an antenna.
4. How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles.
5. How is Jon Snow like an aardvark? They’re both a(u)nt-eaters.
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6. I went to read the dictionary, but… My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn’t really get far.
7. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the humble and inoffensive aardvark, the most harmless animal in existence. As my dad used to say, aardvark never hurt anyone.
8. What did the aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark.
9. What did the aardvark name his dog? Aard-bark.
10. What did the aardvark say to Noah? What do you mean you only brought two ants!?
11. What do aardvarks play on their computers? Aardvarkade games.
12. What do you call a cold aardvark? Aardvarktic.
13. What do you call a fat aardvark? A lardvark.
14. What do you call a heavenly aardvark? An aardvarkangel.
Hilarious Aardvark Jokes
15. What do you call a mating aardvark? A haardvark
16. What do you call a ruined aardvark? A marredvark.
17. What do you call a three-foot-long aardvark? A yaardvark.
18. What do you call an aardvark who keeps getting beaten up? A vark.
19. What do you call an aardvark who studies the past? An aardvarkeologist.
20. What do you call an aardvark who swallowed your mum’s sister? An aunt-eater
21. What does an Aardvark like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
22. What game is played between ants and elephants? A: Squash!
23. What is an aardvark called in the Caribbean? An Antigua.
24. What’s the difference between running over a lawyer and running over an aardvark? There’s skid marks leading to the aardvark’s dead body.
25. Where do aardvarks store their records? In the aardvarkiches.
26. Why can’t aardvarks have family reunions? Because they’re aunt eaters
27. Why couldn’t the old aardvark parallel park? He just wanted to curl up and Pi.
28. Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.