38 Funny Alligator Jokes To Find Some Fun

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Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious Alligator Jokes for teens. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Funny Alligator Jokes

1. A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts, “Hey, are you a caiman?” The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”

2. A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator… He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender. The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”

3. Alligators can live up to 100 years… Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.

4. Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? It’s filled with liti-gators.

5. Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet? But most of them only have four!

6. If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he’s a crocodile, there’s a good chance he’s in da-nile!

7. If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.” It’s in the bye laws.

8. What came first, the alligator or the crocodile? The dinosaur.

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9. What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way? “Please move, I need to get bayou.”

10. What do alligators and Windows have in common? Neither of them has enough bytes!

11. What do alligators order at coffee shoppes? Jaw-va

12. What do dehydrated alligators drink? Gatorade.

13. What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? An alley-gator!

14. What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling? An Alley-gator.

15. What do you call a reptile that works on a farm? An irri-gator.

16. What do you call a SWAT team of alligators? Gator-raid.

17. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

18. What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? A tail-gater.

19. What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist? A dialogator.

20. What do you call an alligator who starts arguments? An Instigator.

21. What do you call an alligator with compass? A Navi-gator.

22. What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster? A croc-a-dilian-doo.

23. What does an alligator do when he loses his tail? Goes to a re-tail store.

24. What happens when an alligator drives a boat? He becomes a navigator.

25. What is an alligator’s favorite drink? Gator-ade.

26. What kind of crocodilian works in a sandwich shop? A deli-gator.

27. What’s an alligator’s favorite dip? Croc-amole.

28. What’s the difference between a dog and a alligator? The dog’s bark is worst than his bite…

29. What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.

30. What’s worse than a big, hungry alligator chasing you? Two big, hungry alligators chasing you.

31. What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner? Two crocodiles coming to dinner.

32. Who gives alligators their Christmas presents? Santa Jaws

33. Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?” Ron A. Way.

34. Why don’t alligators watch movies? Because they live in swamps.

35. Why don’t crocodiles like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!

36. Why shouldn’t you ever double-cross an alligator? It could come back to bite you in the end.

37. Why was everyone afraid of the alligator lawyer? He was an amazing liti-gator.

38. Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers? Professional courtesy!