46 Best Basketball Jokes For Kids

Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious Basketball jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Funny Basketball Jokes For Kids

1. A basketball player that smells really nice is called what? Kevin Deodurant.

2. A fantasy show about basketball is called what? Hooper-natural.

3. Do you know the difference between Miami hit and a dollar bill? You can’t get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

4. Do you know what a pro basketball player and an angry bunny have in common? Mad Hops.

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5. For what reason did the chicken cross the basketball court? The chicken heard the referee was blowing fouls.

6. Frogs are good at basketball for what reason? Jumping.

7. How do basketball players stay cool during a game? They stand close to the fans!

8. How do you know when it’s LeBron James’ Birthday? Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

9. How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

10. I used to be addicted to basketball, but I rebounded.

11. If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear? Depends.

12. In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full? Basketball!

13. Ron Artest left the game early for what reason? He wanted to beat the crowd.

14. The basketball court was wet for what reason? Because the players kept dribbling on it.

15. What did March say to all the madness? What is all that bracket?

One Liner Basketball Jokes For Adults

16. What did the triangle offense say to the ball? “You’re pointless.”

17. What do you call a basketball player who smells really good? Kevin Deodurant.

18. What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball? A Kobe Shinobi!

19. What do you call a pig who never passes? A ball hog!

20. What do you call a shark that plays basketball? A Sharq.

21. What is bouncy and spiky? A hedgehog playing basketball!

22. What is the Urologist’s favorite part in basketball? The dribbles.

23. What type of cheese do basketball players eat? Swish cheese!

24. What’s the difference between Basketball players and Soccer players? Basketball players get actual injuries.

25. When a basketball player misses, what does he say? Shoot.

26. Which American state do basketball players get their kits replaced? New Jersey!

27. Which animal is best at basketball? A score-pion!

28. Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player? Dunkin’ Donuts.

29. Why are basketball players like babies? They’re always dribbling!

30. Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.

Short Basketball Jokes And Puns

31. Why can’t you play basketball in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs!

32. Why can’t basketball players go on holiday? That would bet travelling!

33. Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball? Because they’re extinct!

34. Why did LeBron James join a craft club? He wanted to make even more baskets!

35. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early? He wanted to beat the crowd.

36. Why did the ball hog not sit a basketball exam? They knew they wouldn’t pass!

37. Why did the chicken get thrown off the basketball court? For fowl play!

38. Why did the referee skid on the court? The basketball players dribbled everywhere!

39. Why didn’t the nose like basketball? They never got picked for the team!

40. Why do basketball players love cookies with a cup of tea? They love to dunk them!

41. Why does a basketball court feel hot after the game? Because all the fans have gone home!

42. Why hasn’t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Europe isn’t a country.

43. Why is the basketball arena always hot often after games? Because all the fans have left.

44. Why was Cinderella not very good at basketball? She kept running away from the ball!

45. Why was Cinderella such a poor basketball player? Her coach was a pumpkin!

46. Yao Ming started his own basketball team, guess the team name? Crazy Reach Asians.

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