37 Excellent Bat Jokes And Puns

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Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious bat jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Funny Bat Jokes For Kids

1. Did you hear about the bats who got into a fight? It was a real bat-tle!

2. How did the little dog feel when it saw a big bat? Terrier-fied.

3. How do bats check that they don’t fly into anything? They look in their wing mirror!

4. How do bats make new friends? With a sound wave.

5. How do bats say hello? With a sound wave!

6. How do you make a bat stew? Keep him waiting.

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7. How do you spell bat backwards? B-A-T-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S

8. How does a bat get into the house? Through the bat flap!

9. How many bats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None – they prefer the dark! An upside down bat and a lightbulb

10. What advice do bat counselors give to their clients? “Just hang in there.”

11. What are little bats fond of drinking? Alpha-bat soup.

12. What did the bat say to his best friend after missing a day of school? “Welcome bat, you haven’t missed a lot.”

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13. What do bats do for exercise? Aerobatics.

14. What do bats do for fun? Acro-bat-ics!

15. What do bats do with their friends? Hang out!

16. What do bats learn at school? The alpha-bat!

17. What do bats use to make cakes? Batter!

18. What do little bats eat? Alpha-bat soup.

19. What do you do if you really like a bat? Join its fang club!

20. What do you get if you cross a bat and a bell? A dingbat!

21. What do you put in a flying mammal when it runs out of juice? Bat-eries!

22. What does a vampire do after taking a shower? It stands on a bat mat.

23. What happens when a mouse grows wings? It goes batty!

24. What is the best way to hold a bat? By the handle.

25. What markets do bats avoid at all costs? Flea markets.

Hilarious Bat Jokes For Kids And Adults

26. What type of markets do bat avoid? Flea markets.

27. What’s smarter than a talking bat? A spelling bee!

28. What’s the best way to hold a bat? By the handle!

29. Where do bats go when they lose their tails? They go to a re-tail store.

30. Where do bats have a wash? In the bat room!

31. Where do vampire bats keep their money? In a blood bank!

32. Which animal is best at baseball? The bat.

33. Which circus performers can see in the dark? The acro-bats.

34. Who is Batty Flintoff? A cricket bat!

35. Why can’t Bruce Wayne get a date? He has bat-breath!

36. Why did the zoo keeper name the bat “Frost”? Because Frost-bites.

37. Why don’t bats live alone? They like to hang out with their friends.