41 Best Batman Jokes For Kids And Adults

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Are you a Batman fan? Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious Batman jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Funny Batman Jokes

1. Batman walks into a bar… and is kicked out because his mask doesn’t cover his mouth!

2. Does Netflix have Batman Forever? Nah. Just until the end of the year.

3. How does Batboy become Batman? He has a Bat-Mitzvah.

4. How does Batman like his coffee? Black as night.

5. How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb? None – they like it dark!

6. My friend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a Joker!

7. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar. Followed by Batman.

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8. What did Batman do when he went shopping? Got ham!

9. What did Bruce Wayne’s mom put over his crib? A bat mobile.

10. What did the bread say to Batman? Rye is so serious! bread jokes

11. What did the loaf of bread say to Batman? “Rye so serious?”

12. What do you call an injured Batman? Bruised Wayne.

13. What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale!

14. What do you get for a Batman who has everything? Bat friends.

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15. What do you get when you cross Batman with a tree? Spruce Wayne!

16. What do you get when you roll over Batman and Robin? Flat man and ribbon.

17. What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball? Her Dark Knight gown.

18. What does Batman put in his drinks? Just-ice!

19. What is Bruce Wayne’s favorite baseball position? Bat boy.

20. What position did Bruce Wayne play on his baseball team? He was the bat boy!

21. What’s Batman’s favourite Chinese dish? Kung POW chicken!

22. What’s Batman’s favourite part of a joke? The punchline!

23. What’s Batman’s favorite drink? Vigilan-tea.

24. What’s Batman’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

25. What’s the difference between Batman and a criminal? Batman can go into a store without Robin.

26. When does Poison Ivy change her underpants? When they get soiled!

27. Where do Batman’s fish live? In the bat tub.

28. Why can’t Bruce Wayne get a date? He has bat-breath!

Hilarious Batman Jokes

29. Why can’t Batman go fishing? Robin always eats the worms.

30. Why can’t Bruce Wayne get a second date? He has bat breath.

31. Why could Batman not go fishing? Because Robin ate all the worms!

32. Why did all the pictures come out dark from Batman’s party? He forgot to invite the Flash!

33. Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime? Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence!

34. Why does Batman hate camping? Poison Ivy.

35. Why does Batman never win at cards? Because he always gets the Joker!

36. Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot.

37. Why does Batman suck at card games? He always gets The Joker.

38. Why doesn’t Batman-like going on nature walks? He doesn’t like Poison Ivy!

39. Why doesn’t Batman-like Mr. Freeze? He always gives him the cold shoulder!

40. Why is Two-face one of the better villians? Because he’s only half bad!

41. You might think Batman was born in Gotham, but he was actually born in South Africa. Capetown, to be exact.