47 Bear Jokes For Kids And Adults

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Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious bear jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Cute Bear Jokes For Kids

1. How can a bear catch fish without a pole? They use their bear hands.

2. How did the grizzly bear walk in the snow? Bear-footed.

3. How do bears travel when they go on vacation? Bear-o-planes.

4. How do koalas stay cool in the summer? Bear conditioning.

5. How do you apologize to a koala? Bear your heart and soul to them.

6. How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod? With your BEAR hands!

7. How do you fry a black and white bear? With a pan-duh!

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8. How does a bear stop a movie? It hits the paws button.

9. People often ask what I do at the teddy bear factory. My reply? “Just stuff.”

10. Two bears are walking through the woods when one stops abruptly. “Hey, what’re you doing?” the first bear asks. “I’m just paws-ing for a break!” replied the other.

11. What are teddy bear poops called? Fleeces.

12. What color socks do bears wear? None. They usually have bear (bare) feet.

13. What did the bear say when her date showed up too early? I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.

14. What do pandas pack for camping trips? The bear necessities!

15. What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands? Peter Panda!

Funny Bear Jokes and Puns For Adults

16. What do you call a bear who practices dentistry? A molar bear.

17. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

18. What do you call a polar bear in Florida? A solar bear.

19. What do you call a teddy bear at the North Pole? Lost!

20. What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere? Schwinnie the Pooh.

21. What do you call a wet bear! A drizzly bear!

22. What do you call bears without ears? Bs!

23. What do you do if you find a bear in your toilet? Let it finish!

24. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar!

25. What do you need for a wedding in the jungle? A flower gorilla and a ring bear!

26. What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater? He was told he was not koala-fied.

27. What is a bear’s favorite dessert? Blue beary pie.

28. What is a bear’s favorite soda? Coca Koala.

29. What is a polar bear’s favorite healthy snack? Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.

30. What’s a koala’s favorite drink? A root bear float.

31. What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? A molar bear!

32. Where does a polar bear go to vote? The North Pole.

One Liner Bear Jokes

33. Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head? Yoga Bear.

34. Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center? It was panda-monium!

35. Why did the koala get fired from his job? Because he would only do the bear minimum.

36. Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding? Because he was stuffed!

37. Why did they make two Yogi Bears? Because they made a Boo-Boo with the first one.

38. Why do bears have a hairy coat? Fur protection.

39. Why do bears have fur coats? Because they look silly wearing kagoules!

40. Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re black and white!

41. Why do pandas love watching classic movies? Because they are in black and white.

42. Why do polar bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place!

43. Why don’t bears eat fast food? Because it’s hard for them to catch.

44. Why is it cheap to feed polar bears? Because they live on ice only.

45. Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo? Because they’d rather go to the movies!

46. Why was the bear spoiled? People always panda’d to him!

47. Why was there only ever one Yogi Bear? Because when they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo Boo!