Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious black cat jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Funny Black Cat Jokes For Kids
1. Did you hear about the black cat who swallowed the ball of orange yarn? She had Halloween mittens.
2. How do you get milk from a black cat? Steal its saucer.
3. How do you mail a black cat? Use fur-class mail.
4. I’m not superstitious… But I never walk under black cats.
5. What animals are the best pets? Black cats, because they are purr-fect.
6. What did the black cat have for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
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7. What did the black cat say to the fish? I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
8. What did the mouse say when the black cat grabbed his tail? That’s the end of me.
9. What do black cats drink in the afternoon? Kit-tea.
10. What do black cats like to eat on hot days? Mice cream cones.
11. What do black cats wear on Halloween night? Paw-jamas.
12. What do you call a black cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
13. What do you call a witch’s black cat that drinks vinegar? A sour puss.
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14. What do you call an overweight black kitty? A fat cat.
15. What do you call it when a witch’s black cat falls off a broomstick? A catastrophe.
16. What do you get if you cross a black cat with a white oak tree? A black and white cat-a-logue.
17. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a witch’s rug? A magic car-pet
18. What happened when the black cat ate the clown costume? It felt funny.
19. What hobby do black cats do in their spare time? Witch crafts.
20. What is a black cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrr-ple.
21. What is a black cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
22. What is a black cat’s favourite dessert? Mice pudding.
23. What is cleverer than a talking black cat? A spelling bee.
24. What is evil, black, and bounces? A black cat on a pogo broom.
25. What is the official magazine of black cats? Good Mousekeeping.
26. What kind of cats like to go bowling? Black alley cats.
27. What kind of tests do they give black cat’s in school? Hex-aminations.
28. What looks like half a black cat? The other half.
Hilarious Black Cat Jokes
29. What makes more noise than an angry black cat? Two angry black cats.
30. What type of cat has eight legs and swims in the Dead Sea? An octopuss.
31. What’s the first thing black cats do on Halloween morning? They wake up.
32. When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse.
33. Which kind of cats like bowling? Black Alley cats.
34. Which of the black cat’s friends was good at baseball? The bat.
35. Which one of your pets should you scare on Halloween? Scare-de-cat.
36. Why are black cats so good at Halloween party songs? Because they’re very mewsical.
37. Why did the black cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit-ten.
38. Why did the witch’s black cat throw up? She was broom sick .
39. Why do black cat’s ride with witches on broomsticks? Because it’s quicker than walking.
40. Why do black cats make the best pets for witches? Because they are purr-fect.
41. Why do black cats never shave? Because 9 out of 10 black cats prefer Whiskas.
42. Why was the black cat so small? Because it only drank condensed milk.
