37 Funniest Black Panther Jokes For All

Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious Black Panther jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Black Panther Jokes

1. Black Panther’s wedding photos were all too dark… He forgot to invite the Flash!

2. Did you hear about Black Panther’s thumb getting hit by a hammer? It was Thor!

3. How did the superhero, Black Panther, fix the broken bridge? With Super Glue

4. How does Black Panther get his groceries home? In a plastic Bagheera!

5. That scene where T’Challa plays with his small glass balls…He’s a marble superhero!

6. What are the villains in Black Panther called? Purr-patrators!

7. What deodorant does Black Panther use? Lynx!

8. What did Black Panther say to Spider-Man? “Don’t bug me.”

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9. What did Black Panther say when he called Captain America? Can you hear meow?

10. What did T’Challa wear when he was a baby? Black Pampers!

11. What did they call T’Challa when he was a baby? Black Pampers.

12. What do you call a shoe that doesn’t make a sound? Sneakers.

13. What do you get if you cross Black Panther with a chowder? Souperman.

14. What does Black Panther have in his coca-cola? Just-ice

15. What does Black Panther like so much about football? The ROAR of the crowd.

16. What does Black Panther use to eat soup? A Super bowl

17. What exactly does Black Panther do again? Claw enforcement!

18. What happens to Black Panther after he eats a tic-tac? He has super breath.

Best Black Panther Jokes

19. What is Black Panther’s favorite sporting event? The Super Bowl

20. What is Black Panthers favorite drink? Punch!

21. What is the Black Panther’s favorite day of the week? Caturday

22. What kind of cereal does Black Panther eat? Mice crispies.

23. What’s the difference between Black Panther and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

24. What’s another name for Black Panther’s police force? Claw enforcement.

25. What’s Black Panther’s favorite colour? Purple!

26. What’s the first thing a cat Black Panther does in the morning? He wakes up.

27. When is it bad luck for a Black Panther to follow you? When you’re a bad guy.

28. Who does Black Panther look for? The purr-patrators.

29. Who in Wakanda sells Vibranium? Black Pawnther.

30. Who is the comedian in the Black Panther movie? Wakanda Sykes.

31. Who was Black Panther looking for? The purrpatrator.

32. Why did all the pictures come out dark at Black Panther’s birthday party? They forgot to invite the Flash.

33. Why did Black Panther flush the toilet? Because it was his duty!

34. Why doesn’t Black Panther play games in Africa? Too many cheetahs.

35. Why don’t the people of Wakanda like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues.

36. Why is the Black Panther video game easy? You get nine lives!

37. Why was Black Panther sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

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