34 Best Bowling Jokes For Kids And Adults

Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious bowling jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Funny Bowling Jokes For Kids

1. How can you tell when the Invisible Man is at the bowling alley? Because there’s bowling like no one has ever seen!

2. How do you know when the local bowling alley is quiet? You can hear a pin drop!

3. How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt

4. I once had a job at the bowling alley… I didn’t stay long, because I was only tenpin!

5. I was about to tell a bowling joke to a friend… They said ‘spare me’!

6. I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun, But I thought I’d spare you.

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7. I went bowling with a military general the other day. He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard. So, he launched a preemptive strike.

8. I’ve left my bowling ball at home… Can I borrow your spare?

9. Last year, I had a job at the bowling alley. It wasn’t for long though; I was only tenpin.

10. What did one romantic pin say to the other? “Let’s never split.”

11. What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke? Fell down laughing.

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12. What did the bowling pins do? They went on strike.

13. What did the skittles do after hearing a funny joke? Fell down laughing!

14. What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? Chances are both will end up in the gutter.

15. What do you call a bowling team that gets a lot of strikes? Lightning.

16. What does a bowler and a family at Thanksgiving have in common? They both want a turkey!

17. What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.? Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.

18. What’s the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

19. What’s the greatest problem facing Poland? The four-ten split.

20. What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a cupcake? A bowling ball doesn’t go splat when you roll it along the floor!

21. When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be? When it’s full of fans!

22. When should bowlers wear armor? When they play knight games.

Hilarious Bowling Jokes

23. Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt? New Jersey.

24. Which bowler wears the biggest shoes? The one with the biggest feet, of course!

25. Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys? After getting a strike, they spike the ball.

26. Why couldn’t the bowling alley open? The skittles were on strike!

27. Why did the bowler have another game? She had time to spare!

28. Why did the bowler wait so long to take their turn? They were waiting for inspiration to strike!

29. Why do the blondes prefer to have sex instead of bowling? The balls are lighter, and you don’t have to change shoes.

30. Why should a bowling alley be quiet? So you can hear a pin drop!

31. Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler? Her coach was a pumpkin.

32. Why was the bad bowler nicknamed Lightning? Because he’d never strike twice!Lightning

33. Why was the bowler with a sweet tooth banned from the sport? They kept eating all the skittles!

34. Why were people afraid of the Bowling Alley Villain? Police were worried he might strike again!

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