Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious cat jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Funny Cat Jokes For Kids
1. How did the cat comic know he was funny? The audience was meow-ling with laughter.
2. How did the Cheshire cat become so wise? He always reads the mews!
3. How did the Mom Cat know she was pregnant? Her test was pawsitive.
4. What colour do cats like? Purr-ple!
5. What did the cat say when using their iPhone? Can you hear meow?
6. What did the cat wearing a bird disguise say? Me-owl!
7. What did the mom and dad cat say about their wedding day? “It was unfurrgetable!”
8. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
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9. What do cats have minty breath? They use mousewash!
10. What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Very purr-suasive!
11. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain!
12. What do you get if you cross a cat and a squid? An octopuss!
13. What does the Cheshire cat say when he’s disappearing? Get Meow’t of here!
14. What is a cat’s favorite sushi roll? Tempurrrra!
15. What made the cat upgrade his phone? He wanted to finally get pawtrait mode.
One Liners Cat Jokes
16. What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb!
17. What sports do cats play? Hairball!
18. What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania!
19. What would you drink at the mad Catter’s tea party? Kit-tea!
20. What’s 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat? Chicago!
21. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Prince and the paw-purr!
22. What’s a cat’s favourite nursery rhyme? Three Blind Mice!
23. What’s a mouse’s least favourite song? What’s up Pussycat!
24. What’s delicious and goes ‘meow’? A bis-CAT!
25. What’s it called when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
26. What’s the Cheshire cat’s favourite drink? Evaporated milk!
27. What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night!
28. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
29. What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Hilarious Cat Jokes And Puns
30. What’s a kitten’s fave way to shop? By cat-alogue.
31. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
32. When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse!
33. Where do kittens go on school trips? The mewseum!
34. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
35. Which musical instrument is the best at catching fish? A clarinet!
36. Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives!
37. Why are kittens actually excellent bosses? They have a great littership.
38. Why did the cat have to go to an accountant? They got caught up in a purramid scheme.
39. Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday? It wasn’t feline well!
40. Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment? They properly used independent claws.
41. Why do cats make horrible DJs? They always paw the tunes.
42. Why do cats prefer wizards to witches? Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them!
43. Why should you be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!
44. Why was the mouse afraid of swimming? Catfish!