Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious cheese jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Cheese Jokes For Kids
1. Did you buy a lot of cheese today? Yes, I bought a Tunworth!
2. Did you hear about the cheesy comedian? He had some crackers!
3. Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast? Rain with light Bries!
4. Doctor, doctor! I’ve gone all crumbly, like a cheese biscuit…You’re crackers!
5. How did the cheese paint his wife? He Double Gloucester!
6. How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings? Have a Gouda week!monday jokes
7. How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
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8. I wanted cottage with my meal. So I ordered from the a la curd menu!
9. What cheese can you use to clean your teeth? Dental schloss
10. What did I do with my cheese handkerchief? I bleu my nose!
11. What did Mary Poppins call her new cheese business? Dairy poppins!
12. What did Mr Cheese say to the shop assistant when she selected the wrong size dress for his wife? That won’t Feta!
13. What did Shakespeare ask his cheesemonger? To brie or not to brie!
14. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Hallou-mi!
15. What did the cheese say to the therapist? I Camembert it any longer!
16. What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Halloumi!
17. What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I’m Lac-ghost intolerant!
One Liner Cheese Jokes For Adults
18. What do cheese markers dance to on Halloween? The Muenster mash!
19. What do ducks eat for lunch? Cheese and quackers!
20. What do sharks order at McDonalds? A quarter flounder with cheese!
21. What do they shout out at Pantomimes? He’s Brie-hind you!
22. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese!
23. What do you call a curly haired cheese? Perm-esan!
24. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla
25. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!
26. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese!
27. What do you call smart cheese? Sharp cheddar!
28. What does a cheese alcoholic call for? Morbier!
29. What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda!
30. What does cheese shout at pantomimes? He’s brie-hind you!
31. What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? There was a meltdown!
32. What is a cheese diet? Eating curds and weigh!
33. What is cheese without a cracker? Crackalackin!
34. What is Jay-Z’s favourite cheese? Brie-yonce!
35. What is smelly and strong? A cheese lifting weights!
36. What kind of cheese do mice like? Mouserella!
Funny Cheese Jokes For Adults
37. What kind of cheese do tigers prefer? Grrrrrrated!
38. What kind of music does cheese listen to? R’n’Brie!
39. What mouse was a Roman Emperor? Julius Cheeser!
40. What surrounds a cheese castle? A moat-zzarella!
41. What’s a cheese’s favourite TV channel? The Brie Brie C!
42. What’s a deer’s favourite type of cheese? Fawn-do!
43. What’s the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone!
44. What’s the saddest type of cheese? Blue cheese!
45. What’s a horse’s favourite cheese? Mascarpone!
46. What’s the best type of cheese in the upside down? Demogorgonzola!
47. When can’t you see a cheese? When it’s pasterised!
48. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it’s too Gouda be true!
49. Which cheese is made backwards? Edam!
50. Why did Lewis Hamilton have too much cheese? Because he won the Grand Brie!
51. Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans!
52. Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us!
