Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious Chewbacca jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Chewbacca Jokes For Kids
1. Did you Chewbacca become a film director? The actors keep complaining he hasn’t gotten one scene right yet… Wookie Miss Takes
2. Did you hear Chewbacca started working with porcelain? They call him Hairy Potter.
3. Did you hear Chewbacca took up porcelain? They call him the Hairy Potter.
4. Did you know Chewbacca got a girl pregnant the first time he had sex? It was a Wookie mistake
5. For Halloween, Chewbacca dressed up as Fozzie bear. Waka wookie!
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6. Han Solo and Chewbacca joined the US military. Han flew the F-16 Fighting Falcon. What did Chewie fly? A Harrier.
7. I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca… It was a Wookie mistake
8. My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
9. My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an ewok Wookie mistake.
10. Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
11. What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete? Wookie of the year.
12. What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn’t understand Chewbacca? Sorry friend, that’s the way the Wookiee mumbles.
13. What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie.
14. What do you call Chewbacca after he’s been rolled in chocolate bits? A chocolate chip Wookiee
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15. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks
16. What would Chewbacca be called if he worked with porcelain? Hairy Potter
17. What would Chewbacca say on his deathbed? Argh argh argh…
18. What would you call Chewbacca in his first year of MLB? A Rookie Wookiee
19. When Chewbacca was learning his bowcaster skills he accidentally shot himself in the foot… Wookie error.
20. Where does Chewbacca go for his information on the internet? Wookipedia
21. Where does Chewbacca go to get confidential documents about his enemies? Wookieeleaks.
22. Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia
23. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? Wookieleaks
24. Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors.
25. Why did Chewbacca get sued over the title of his book on porcelain? He called it “Hairy Potter”
26. Why did Chewbacca go dating in Somerset? He was looking for a Wookey hole
27. Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob? He made a Wookiee mistake
28. Why do you keep calling him Chewbacca? The man’s name is GHHRRRGH!
29. Why is Chewbacca bad at shooting blasters? He’s a Wookie.
30. Why is Chewbacca considered a pro? Because he doesn’t make wookie mistakes.
31. Why was Chewbacca a terrible pilot? What do you expect, he was just a wookie
32. Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
