Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious chicken jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Best Chicken Jokes For Kids
1. Did you hear about the chicken that could only lay eggs in winter? She was no spring chicken!
2. How did the chicken wake up? It had an alarm cluck!
3. How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick.
4. How do chickens communicate? With fowl language!
5. How do chickens leave a building? They use the eggs-it!
6. How do hens dance? Chick to chick!
7. How does a chicken send mail to her friend? In an Hen-velope!
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8. What did the chick say when the hen laid an orange? Look what marmalade?
9. What do chicken families do on sunny afternoons? Have peck-nics!
10. What do chickens grow on? An eggplant.
11. What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!
12. What do chickens study at university? Eggonomics!
13. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? Chicken!
14. What do you call a bird with no wings? A flap.
15. What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? A roost beef.
Hilarious Chicken Jokes And Puns
16. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover? The cluck o’ the Irish!
17. Where do tough chickens come from? Hard-boiled eggs.
18. Where’s the best place to find information on eggs? In the hen-cyclopedia.
19. Who tells the funniest egg jokes? Comedi-hens!
20. Who tells the funniest jokes on the farm? The comedi-hen!chicken jokes
21. Why did Mozart hate chickens? All they say is, “Bach-Bach-Bach!”
22. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
23. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he farted so he had to run away from the smell!
24. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side!
25. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet!
26. Why did the droid cross the road? Because it was programmed by a chicken!
27. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!
28. Why did the farmer cross the road? To get the chicken back!
29. Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey? He sensed fowl play!
30. Why did the T-rex cross the road? To eat the chicken on the other side!