48 Funny Cincinnati Bengals Football Jokes

Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious Cincinnati Bengals Football jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Cincinnati Bengals Football Jokes

1. Did you hear about the blonde burglar? He broke into the Cincinnati Bengals’ trophy room.

2. Did you hear about the joke that Andy Dalton told his receivers? It went over their heads.

3. Did you hear that Cincinnati’s football team doesn’t have a website? They can’t string three “Ws” together.

4. How are the Cincinnati Bengals like my neighbors? A. They can’t pick up a single yard!

5. How did the Cincinnati Bengals fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!

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6. How do the Bengals spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights

7. How do you castrate a Cincinnati Bengals fan? Kick his sister in the mouth

8. Why shouldn’t the Bengals let Chad Johnson be called “Ocho Cinco” Because now Terrell Owens wants to be called “Numero Uno Mistakeo”?

9. How do you keep Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard? Put up goal posts.

10. How do you know the Ohio State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits in Cincinnati. For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

11. How many Bengals fans does it take to change a light bulb? None of them are happy living in Pittsburgh’s shadow!

12. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to change a tire? One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up

13. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out!

14. How many Cincinnati Bengals fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

15. If you have a car containing a Bengals wide receiver, a Bengals linebacker, and a Bengals defensive back, who is driving the car? The cop.

16. Want to hear a Bengals joke? Tyler Eifert!

17. What did the Bengals fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? “Dammit mom, why’d you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!”

18. What do the Bengals and the mailman have in common? Neither delivers on Sunday.

19. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

20. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common? They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

21. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

22. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Cincinnati Bengals.

23. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal in the Super Bowl? A referee.

24. What does a Bengals fan say to a robber? I hate the steelers.

Funny Cincinnati Bengals Football Jokes

25. What do a Cincinnati Bengals fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.

26. What does a Cincinnati Bengals fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation 3.

27. What is a Cincinnati Bengals fan’s favorite whine? “We can’t beat Pittsburgh.”

28. What is the difference between a Bengals fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after a while.

29. What should you do if you find three Cincinnati Bengals football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.

30. What’s the best part about dating a Bengals fan? She won’t be asking for a ring!

31. What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? Have him watch a couple of Cincinnati Bengals games.

32. What’s the difference between a Cincinnati Bengals fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

33. What’s the difference between Cincinnati Bengals fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

34. What’s the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals & the Taliban? The Taliban has a running game!

35. What’s the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

36. What’s the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a pinball machine? The pinball machine scores more points.

37. Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado? Paul Brown Stadium – they never get a touchdown there!

38. Which shows are now interested in following the Cincinnati Bengals after HBO’s Hard Knocks! America’s Most Wanted and Cops!

39. Why are Cincinnati Bengals jokes getting dumber and dumber?? Because Bengals fans have started to make them up themselves.

40. Why are so many Cincinnati Bengals players claiming they have the Swine Flu? So They don’t have to touch the pigskin!

41. Why can’t Andy Dalton use the phone anymore? Because he can’t find the receiver.

42. Why did Carson Palmer cross the road? To get to the hospital on the other side!

43. Why do Cincinnati Bengals fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

44. Why do ducks fly over Paul Brown stadium upside down? A. There’s nothing worth craping on!

45. Why do the Cincinnati Bengals want to change their name to the Cincinnati Tampons? Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

46. Why doesn’t Chad Ochocinco need to use condoms? He can’t catch anything!

47. Why doesn’t Columbus have a professional football team? Because then Cincinnati would want one.

48. Why is Tyler Eifert like a grizzly bear? Every fall he goes into hibernation.

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