Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious clown jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Funny Clown Jokes
1. A clown had an interview for a party supplies store where they had to inflate a balloon as a test…He blew it!
2. A man goes to the doctor because he has a clown growing off his neck… The doctor tells him, “Don’t worry, it’s nothing serious.”
3. Did you hear about the really dramatic circus clown? His act was always in tents!
4. How big is a clown’s hard drive? 100 GIGGLEBYTES!
5. How can you tell if a clown has just farted? They smell funny!
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6. How did the clown ruin his balloon business? He blew everything out of proportion!
7. How do clowns like their eggs cooked? Funny side up!
8. How do you fight a gang of clowns? Go for the JUGGLER!
9. I don’t like that clown from IT. He’s always fooling around and cracking jokes instead of fixing our computers.
10. I think I’m going to start a clown shoe business. But it’s no small feat!
11. My wife dated a clown before we started going out. I had some big shoes to fill.
12. Two clown cars collided with each other last night. Over 50 died.
13. What do clowns call a tremor? A MIRTHquake!
14. What do you call a frugal clown? Pennywise.
15. What do you get when you boil a clown? Laughing stock.
16. What does a clown call an OXO cube? A laughing stock!
17. What happened at the egg contest when one of the clowns had a cracked egg? The other clown said, “The yokes on you.”
18. What happens when a clown retires? They leave some big shoes to fill!
Hilarious Clown Jokes and Puns
19. What material are clown costumes made of? Poly Jester.
20. What material do you use to make a clown suit? PolyJESTER!
21. What should you do if you’re attacked by a mob of clowns? Go for the juggler!
22. What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite type of bar? A honky-tonk.
23. What’s the best way to protect yourself while being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
24. What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown? When the clown is It.
25. Where do circus performers go when they retire? Old Clown Road!
26. Which city was ruled by all clowns? Honk-konk.
27. Why are clowns not eaten at Hanukkah? Because they taste funny!
28. Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken from the store.
29. Why did the clown get turned down for a mortgage? He couldn’t afford the CLOWN payments! (plus he was a clown)
30. Why did the clown take a holiday? The circus got a bit in-TENTS!
31. Why did the human cannonball leave the circus? He got fired!
32. Why did the lion spit out the clown? He tasted funny!
33. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
34. Why was the clown sad? He broke his funny bone.
35. Why was the clown so happy after getting an ear transplant on Dec. 31? Because he had a happy new ear!
36. Why was the lopsided clown looking for another piece of cheese? He only had one stilt-on!
37. You’re going to clown college? You can’t be serious.
