Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious coffee jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Coffee Jokes For Kids
1. What do you call the first level of a coffee factory? The ground floor.
2. What do you call the feeling that you’ve had this coffee before? Deja-Brew
3. What do you call it when you think you’ve already drunk your coffee but it’s still in the cup? Déjà Brew
4. What do you call a mug of coffee that doesn’t contain a baby cow? De-calf-inated!
5. What do crabs order when they go to a coffee shop? A crabaccino
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6. What did the coffee lover say to his coffee? I’ve been thinking about you a latte!
7. What did the coffee lover name her son? Joe, obviously.
8. What did the coffee addict say to his doctor? I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
9. What did the caffeine addict name his cats? Cream and Sugar.
10. What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee? “What’s Sumatra with you?”
11. What currency can we use to buy coffee in space? S T A R B U C K S.
12. Three intransitive verbs walk into a coffee shop. They sit. They drink. They leave!
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13. Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. I’m just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots.
14. I’m about to order a dangerous cup of coffee… Safe tea first, though!
15. I tried brewing my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I drank it and left my house to go to work. After 15 minutes I realized I forgot my car.
16. I drink so much coffee at work, I consider it part of my daily grind.
17. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
18. How does Batman take his coffee? Black! Like the night!
19. How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee? You channel surf faster without the remote.
20. How do aliens pay for coffee? They use star bucks!
21. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his Macchiato before it was cool!
22. How are coffee beans like kids? They’re always getting grounded!
23. Every morning, I see this exhausted woman who looks like she would murder someone for a cup of coffee. I really should move that mirror.
24. Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup? He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
25. A Roman walks into a cafe… She holds up 2 fingers and says, I’ll have 5 coffees please!
Hilarious Coffee Jokes For Adults
26. A guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go. The coffee gets up and leaves.
27. What does a coffee lover say when they’re hitting on you? I’ve been thinking about you a latte.
28. What happens if you touch Dad’s coffee? You’ll be grounded!
29. What happens to a computer when it drinks too much coffee? It gets wired!
30. What is a fox’s favourite type of coffee? A fur-appucino!
31. What should a father say to his daughter every day? You’re brewtiful.
32. What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? Mugging!
33. What’s like a giant slug that drinks coffee? Java the Hutt
34. What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion? I asked for coffee.
35. What’s the opposite of a cup of coffee? A mug of sneezy!
36. When does coffee taste like mud? When it’s ground!
37. Where do birds go for coffee? To the NESTcafe.
38. Where do owls go for a cappuccino? To the nest-cafe!
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39. Which footballer makes the best coffee? Diego Costa!
40. Which Halloween treat will keep you up all night? A coffee apple!apple
41. Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee? Because according to the Torah, He Brews!
42. Why are coffee beans like Dennis the Menace? They are always getting grounded!
43. Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they know how to espresso themselves.
44. Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee? Because they have Italian titles for everything!
45. Why did the toffee apples meet up over coffee? To have a candied conversation!
46. Why do I not like hot drinks? It’s just not my cup of tea.
47. Why do they call coffee mud? Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
48. Why does Joyce Byers prefer coffee over tea? She likes stronger things!
49. Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee? He’s on a deery-free diet!
50. Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso? It’s a cheap shot.
