Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious cow jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Funny Cow Jokes For Kids
1. Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf? It was fake moos!
2. Did you hear about the cow that was swept away in a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
3. How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down!
4. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo!
5. What did the cow say to Ariana Grande? You’ve got the mooooooves!
6. What did the cow tell the butcher? Please stop, or else we’re gonna have some beef.
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7. What do cows like to watch on Netflix? A good moo-vie!A black and white cow eating popcorn
8. What do cows read in the morning? The moospaper!
9. What do cows use in WhatsApp messages? Emooojis!
10. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!
11. What do you call a cow that nibbles your grass? A lawn moo-er!
12. What do you call a cow who plays guitar? A moo-sician!
13. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
14. What do you call a cow you can’t see? Camooflaged!
15. What do you call a group of cows with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
16. What do you call a magic cow? Moo-dini.
17. What do you call a mug of coffee that doesn’t contain a baby cow? De-calf-inated!
18. What do you call a rude cow? Beef jerky.
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19. What do you call a scared cow? A cow-ard.
20. What do you call Benny the bull when he falls asleep? A bulldozer!
21. What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak-out!
22. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
23. What do you get from nervous cows? Milkshakes!
24. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!
25. What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head!
26. What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline? Milkshake!
27. What do you say to a cow if it’s in your way? Mooooove!
28. What do you see in a cows nose? Moooooogers!
29. What do you use to count cows? A cow-culator.
30. What happens when cows laugh? Milk comes out of their noses!
31. What happens when you mix a shark and a cow together? I don’t know but I wouldn’t want to milk it!
32. What is a cow’s favorite newspaper? The Daily Moos.
33. What type of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
34. What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon!
35. What would you call a cow wearing armor? Sir Loin.
36. What would you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow? An animal that’s totally in a baaaaaad moooood.
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37. What’s a cow’s favourite sci-fi TV program? Dr. Moo!
38. Where did the cow spend all its money? At the cow-sino.
39. Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!
40. Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York!Cow
41. Where does a cow stay when it’s on vacation? A mooooo-tel!
42. Where would you find a cow who’s having a really bad day? At McDonalds.
43. Which Disney princess loves cows? Moo-lan!
44. Why are cows such great dancers? They have all the best moooves!
45. Why couldn’t the two cows get along? Because they had beef with one another.
46. Why did the cow cross the road? To watch a moo-vie!
47. Why did the cow jump over the moon? He thought the mooooon was calling to him.
48. Why did the farmer stop making cow jokes? He kept butchering every one.
49. Why do cows enjoy hearing jokes? Because they love being amoosed!
50. Why do cows lie down in groups when it’s cold? To keep each udder warm!
51. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
52. Why don’t cows have money? Because the farmers keep draining them dry.
53. Why was the Youtuber so good at handling cows? Because he was used to milking content!Black and white cow standing up
54. Why won’t cows join the police force? They refuse to participate in steak-outs.
