30 Funny Cricket Jokes For Kids And Adults

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Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious cricket jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Funny Cricket Jokes

1. Did you hear about the batsman who didn’t understand the rules of cricket? He got to the crease and was stumped!

2. Doctor, doctor! I’ve got a cricket ball stuck in my bottom. How’s that? Oh, don’t you start…

3. Doctor, doctor! They’ve dropped me from the cricket team – they call me butterfingers… Don’t worry, what you have is not catching!

4. How did the infamous cricket bat smuggler finally get arrested? He was caught at the boundary!

5. What did the snow skier ask the West Indies cricket team? Tips on how to go downhill so fast.

6. What did the wicketkeeper say to the ball as it flew past his ear? Bye!

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7. What do you call an undead cricket referee? A vumpire!

8. What Ewok might you find in the Oval? Wicket!

9. What is a batsman’s least favourite bird? Duck!

10. What’s a bowler’s favourite fruit? Plum!

Hilarious Cricket Jokes

11. What’s the difference between Cinderella and a bad batsman? Cinderella knows when to leave the ball!

12. When is the only time a batsman feels he is out? On a Saturday night.

13. Which cricket ground is the coolest? The ones full of fans!

14. Why are bad tailenders and great racecar drivers so similar? If you blink, you’ll miss them both.

15. Why are cricketers smartly dressed? They know how to spot a crease!

16. Why are cricketers so good at ironing shirts? We know how to spot a crease.

17. Why are deep fielders so dignified? They know their boundaries!

18. Why are fielders in the deep so well behaved? They know their boundaries and will try to stay within them.

19. Why couldn’t Cinderella play cricket? She always ran away from the ball!

20. Why did a midwife get to open the batting? Because she could handle fast deliveries!

One Lines Cricket Jokes

21. Why did the cricket team need a flamethrower? Because they lost all of their matches!

22. Why did the fox go for a duck? Because he was rubbish at cricket.

23. Why did the stump marry the ball? She bowled him over!

24. Why didn’t the bad fielder ever take a sick-day from school? Because he never caught anything!

25. Why didn’t the lazy postwoman get picked for the cricket team? Because of all her slow deliveries!

26. Why didn’t the cricket team respect their captain? He had a silly point

27. Why do cricketers have more fights with their partners than ever before? They feel they can overturn any decision even if they have no chance of success.

28. Why is a bad fielder always feeling healthy and free of illness? They don’t catch anything.

29. Why is it safe to get with a cricketer after a night out? We always wear protection.

30. Why was the batsman’s delivery left on his doorstep? He was out!

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