Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious crocodile jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Funny Crocodile Jokes For Kids
1. A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator… He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender. The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
2. Are you a caiman? Yes, I’m fine!
3. How do you know when a croc is happy? They croco-smile.
4. How does a crocodile smell? With its nose.
5. How many arms does a crocodile have? It depends on how many people it’s caught.
6. How many arms have a crocodile got? Depends on how many people he’s eating with!
7. If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.” It’s in the bye-laws.
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8. What do alligators and Windows have in common? Neither of them has enough bytes!
9. What do alligators call human children? Appetizers.
10. What do alligators do in an emergency? They croco-dial 999!
11. What do call a crocodile detective? An investigator!
12. What do crocodiles call small people? Appetizers.
13. What do crocodiles decorate their bathrooms with? Rep-tiles!
14. What do crocodiles order at Starbucks? Jaw-va
Hilarious Crocodile Jokes
15. What do you call a crocodile who robs banks? A crook-adile!
16. What do you call a crocodile who starts arguments? An Instigator.
17. What do you call a crocodile with a map? A navi-gator!
18. What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat? A jawbreaker.
19. What do you call an alligator that makes others fight? An instigator.
20. What do you get if you cross a computer and a crocodile? A lot of bytes!
21. What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower? I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
22. What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a rooster? A croc-a-doodle-doo!
23. What do you get when you cross a frog and an alligator? A croak-odile!
24. What should you say if an alligator arrests you? It’s a fair croc!
25. What should you say to a crocodile on its birthday? Snappy birthday!
26. What’s a crocodile’s favourite card game? Snap!
27. What’s a crocodile’s favourite game? Croc-quet!
28. What’s an alligator’s favourite music? Punk-croc!
Best Crocodile Jokes
29. What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? One you’ll see in a while and the other you’ll see later
30. Where do you find croc food at the pet store? In the croco-aisle.
31. Which Egyptian reptile can’t admit he’s a reptile? De Nile crocodile
32. Which side of a crocodile is the greenest? The outside.
33. Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas? Santa Jaws
34. Why are alligator comedians so funny? Their wit is as razor-sharp as their teeth!
35. Why are crocs so cool? They have croco-style.
36. Why did Myles Stephenson ask a crocodile to pack his case for going into the jungle? Because he’s a snappy dresser!
37. Why did the crocodile cross the road? To catch the chicken.
38. Why don’t crocodiles like fast food? It’s too hard to catch!
39. Why don’t Egyptian crocodiles admit when they’re wrong? Because they’re in de-nile!
40. Why don’t crocodiles like fast food? It’s too hard to catch.
41. Why should you never double-cross a crocodile? It might come back to bite you in the end.