Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious curling jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Funny Curling Jokes
1. How did the curler break the stone? He scored it first.
2. How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron.
3. How does an Olympic curler communicate? By using sweeping gestures.
4. What did one curling stone say to the other? I won’t take you for granite!
5. What do you call a curler with insomnia? Sweepless!
6. What do you call olympic curlers who share a room? Broommates.
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7. What does the Irish Curling team throw instead of stones? Sham Rocks
8. What was I going to say? I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!
9. What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food? Take out.
10. What’s the Canadian curling team’s favorite board game? Sorry Sliders
11. Where to curlers get their food? Takeout!
12. Who do olympic curlers call for breakfast while on vacation? Broom service.
13. Who was the US curler’s favorite musical artist? MC Hammer
14. Why are curlers such great artists? They all know how to draw.
15. Why couldn’t the olympic curler use his broom? The scarecrow took all the straw.
16. Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport.
17. Why did the curler bring string to the competition? So he could tie the score.
18. Why did the curler cross the ice? To get to the other house.
19. Why do olympic curlers use brooms? Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
20. Why does a curling rink get warm after a competition? Because all the fans have left.
21. Why should you get your husband into curling? It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
22. Why shouldn’t Olympic curlers tell jokes while competing? Because the ice might crack up!
23. Why was the Olympic curler late for the competition? It over swept.