Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious dance jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Short Dance Jokes
1. How do hens dance? Chick to chick!
2. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it
3. How does a dancer multiply a number by itself? She jazz squares it!
4. How many dancer teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
5. I was addicted to the hokey pokey…but thankfully I turned myself around!
6. Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
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7. What dance do all astronauts know? The moonwalk.
8. What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
9. What dance do tin openers do? The can-can!
10. What dance do women do when summer is over? Tango (tan-go)
11. What did the ballet dancer say when her shoe was stollen? This is pointe-less!
12. What did the groovy bank robber say? Everybody get down!
13. What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance
14. What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina!
15. What do you call a pink bird who is excellent at Spanish dancing? A flamingo dancer!
16. What do you call dancing by the sink? Tap dancing.
Funny Dance Jokes For Kids
17. What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance? A cricket ball!
18. What does a dancer do after falling in love? The horizontal mambo.
19. What does a snail wear for dancing? Escargogo boots.
20. Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
21. What is a fox’s favourite dance move? The foxtrot?
22. What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
23. What is a taco’s favourite type of dance? Salsa!
24. What is the fastest pie in the world? Merengue.
25. What kind of dance do mothers like best? The Mom-bo
26. What kind of dancing do lemons like? Merengue.
27. What’s a LEGO’s favourite dance? Square dancing!
28. What’s a snake’s favourite dance? The Mamba!
29. What’s a chip’s favorite dance? The salsa!
30. What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
31. What’s an owl’s favorite kind of dance? The hooooooola!
32. Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss? Line dancing at a nursing home.
Hilarious Dance Jokes
33. Where can you dance in California? San Fran-disco
34. Where did the frisbee go to dance? To a disc-o
35. Where did the steak go dancing? At the Meat ball
36. Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball.
37. Where do pitchers go dancing? The Base Ball
38. Where do tennis players go dancing? A tennis ball!
39. Where is the best dancing in California? San Fran-disco
40. Where would you find snowmen dancing? At a snowball!
41. Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot!
42. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer!
43. Who did the ghost take to the dance? His ghoulfriend.
44. Why aren’t dogs good dancers? They’ve got 2 left feet!
45. Why did the tap dancer give up? He kept falling in the sink!
46. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco? He had no body to dance with!
47. Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says ‘twist to open’!
48. Why do flies dance on top of jelly jars? Because the lid says ‘twist to open’
