55 Best Duck Jokes To Make You Laugh

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Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious duck jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Best Duck Jokes For Kids

1. How did the mommy duck break her back? Her son stepped on a quack.

2. On what side does a duck have the most feathers? The outside!

3. What did the duck say to the waiter when the check came? Put it on my bill please.

4. What did the duck say to the waiter? Put it on my bill!

5. What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? I hope I didn’t quack any!

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6. What did the duck say when the waitress came? “Put it on my bill!”

7. What do bad ducks lay? Deviled eggs.

8. What do ducks say when people throw things at them? “Time to duck!”

9. What do ducks say when you try to charge them? Put it on my bill.

10. What do you call a bird that can fix anything? Duck Tape.

11. What do you call a cat that swallows a duck? A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

12. What do you call a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers.

13. What do you call a duck that loves fireworks? A firequacker!

14. What do you call a duck that steals money? A robber ducky.

15. What do you call a duck that works in a hospital? A Health Quacktitioner!

16. What do you call a rude duck? A duck with a quackitude.

17. What do you call a sarcastic duck? A wise quacker.

18. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather

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19. What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire? Count Quackula!

20. What do you get if you cross a duck with a cement mixer? A brick layer.

21. What do you get if you cross a sea monster with a duck? A quacken!

22. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? A Christmas quacker!

23. What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement!

24. What does a duck that’s made of avocado say? Guac!

25. What happens when a duck flies upside down? It quacks up.

26. What happens when you mix ducks with fireworks? You get firequackers.

27. What have webbed feet and fangs? Count Duckula!

28. What is a chick’s favorite drink? Peepsi.

29. What is a duck’s favourite game? Beak-a-boo!

30. What is Donald Duck’s favourite snack? Quackers!

31. What is it called when it’s raining ducks and geese? Fowl weather!

32. What is the baby duck’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo.

33. What kind of shoes do geese wear? Duck Martens!

34. What kind of TV shows do ducks watch? Duckumentaries!

35. What sound does a weird duck make? Quirk Quirk!

36. What type of food is a duck and mole put together? Quackamole!

Funny Duck Jokes For Adults

37. When do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.

38. Where did the duck go when he was sick? To the ducktor.

39. Where do ducks go when they are sick? To the duck-tor!

40. Where do tough ducks come from? Hard-boiled eggs.

41. Which bird steals soap from your bath? A robber duck!

42. Which dance will a duck never do? The foxtrot.

43. Which side of a duck has more feathers? The outside.

44. Why did the duck cross the baseball field? He heard the umpire calling fowls

45. Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

46. Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a quack in the sidewalk!

47. Why did the duck join the baseball game? To make a fowl shot!

48. Why did the duck say bang? Because they wanted a firequacker roll!

49. Why did the fox go for a duck? Because he was rubbish at cricket. (Probably something to do with not being able to hold a bat in his little paws – Ed)

50. Why do ducks check the news? For the feather forecast.

51. Why do ducks fly South for the winter? Because it’s too far to waddle!

52. Why do ducks lay eggs? Because they break if they drop them.

53. Why do ducks make good detectives? They always quack the case!

54. Why don’t ducks grow up? Because they only grow down.

55. Why was the duck arrested? It was suspected of fowl play!