Elephants are majestic creatures known for their large size, long trunks, and impressive tusks. But did you know that they also have a sense of humor? Elephant jokes have been a staple in the comedy world for decades, providing endless entertainment for audiences of all ages. From silly puns to clever wordplay, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and make you appreciate the intelligence and wit of these gentle giants. So grab your peanuts and get ready for some elephant-astic laughs!
Funny Elephant Jokes For Kids
1. How do you know if an elephant loves to travel? She always packs her trunk!
2. How do you stop an elephant charging? Take away its credit card!
3. How many elephants can you put into an empty stadium? One – after that, it isn’t empty!
4. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty? “Tusk, tusk!”
5. What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk is full of gifts!
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6. What do elephants wear to go swimming? Trunks!
7. What do you call a fox that can pick up an elephant? Very strong!
8. What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck!
9. What do you call an elephant that can’t stop cleaning? Cinderelephant!
10. What do you call an elephant with an extra-long trunk? Smellephant.
11. What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball? Get out of its way!
12. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a sparrow? Broken telephone wires!
13. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Great big holes all over Australia.
14. What does Doctor Elephant do at night? Watch elevision!
15. What game do ants play with elephants? Squash!
16. What is gray and blue and very big? An elephant holding it’s breath!
17. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
18. What time is it when an elephant steps on your golf ball? Time to get a new ball!
19. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? Ten after one!
20. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car? Time to get a new car.
21. What was the elephant’s favorite sport? Squash
22. What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds? Cinderellephant
23. What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie? Miss most of the film.
24. What’s the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes? Get out of its way!
25. What’s the best way to catch an elephant? Hide in the grass and pretend to be a peanut!
26. What’s the biggest ant on land? An Elephant!
27. What’s blue and has big ears? An elephant at the North Pole!
28. What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can’t dip an elephant in your tea!
29. Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse!
30. Why are elephants so wrinkled? Did you ever try to iron one?
31. Why are elephants wrinkled? Have you tried ironing one?
32. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have thumbs to ring the bell.
33. Why did the elephant quit the circus? He was being paid peanuts!
34. Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
35. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
36. Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have glove compartments.
37. Why do elephants paint their toenails pink? So they can hide in raspberry bushes!
38. Why do you never see elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really good at it!
39. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store? Because they sold the world’s best mice.