25 Best Fall Jokes For Kids And Adults

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Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious fall jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Fall Jokes For Kids and Adults

1. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn? It was on paid leaf.

2. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch

3. How many books do you read at fall? I usually leaf through a couple of them

4. What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.

5. What did the tree say to autumn? leaf me alone.

6. What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold? A har-vest

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7. What do tuna fish love to drink in fall? Mulled brine

8. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves? The Great Barrier Leaf.

9. What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf.

10. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

11. What falls in autumn? Leaves!

12. What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!

13. What is the cutest season? Awwtumn.

Funny Fall Jokes

14. What kind of car do Brits drive at fall? An autumn-atic

15. What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!

16. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

17. What’s a monkey’s favourite vegetable? Zoochini

18. What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.

19. What’s the loudest sound in the forest at autumn? A squirrel eating berries from the tree

20. Who are the most religious people on McDonalds? Chipmunks

21. Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

22. Why did summer catch autumn? Because autumn is fall.

23. Why do deer paint their balls red? To hide in berry trees

24. Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn? Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).

25. Why does humpty dumpty love autumn so much? Because he had a great fall