45 Funny And Hilarious Fart Jokes

Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious fart jokes for kids, adults, teens, and of all ages of children. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Funny Fart Jokes

1. How can you tell if a clown has just farted? They smell funny!

2. How do you say “fart” in German? Farfrompoopin.

3. How much should a fart weigh? Zero — anything more, and you’ve got bigger problems.

4. How would you biologically describe a fart? It is a kiss from the intestines.

5. I didn’t fart… My butt likes you so much it blew a kiss.

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6. I farted at work yesterday, and my coworker opened the window. It must have been bad — we’re flight attendants.

7. I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness. Unfortunately, I let one rip.

8. I just rang the Incontinence Hotline. The woman said, “Can you hold, please?”

9. What did the bean say to his Dad on Father’s Day say? World’s best farter!

10. What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away!

11. What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans? Puss ‘n’ Toots!

12. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!

13. What do you call a fart from a butt that’s fallen asleep? A snore.

14. What do you call a farting fairy? Stinkerbell!

15. What do you call a farting snowman? A snowblower.

Fart Jokes For Adults

16. What do you call a ghost fart? A spirit bomb.

17. What do you call it when someone has a ton of gas after eating? A fart attack.

18. What do you call it when someone has lots of gas straight after eating? A fart attack!

19. What do you call it when you fart into a wallet? Gas money.

20. What do you call it when you’re startled by a fart? Fartled.

21. What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public? A private Tooter!

22. What do you get if you eat beans with onions? Teargas!

23. What do you get when an aristocrat farts? A noble gas.

24. What does Woody say when he has bad gas? Darn tootin’!

25. What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart.

26. What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole? Tear gas.

27. What is invisible and smells like worms? A bird’s fart.

28. What kind of farts are surfers afraid of? Shart attacks.

29. What’s the first rule of scuba diving? Don’t fart in your wet suit!

30. What’s invisible and smells like worms? A bird’s fart.

Hilarious One Liner Fart Jokes

31. What’s the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it.

32. What’s the ideal weight of a fart? Zero pounds. If it’s anything more, you’re in trouble.

33. When should you stop telling fart jokes? When everyone tells you they stink!

34. Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They’re silent but deadly.

35. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he farted so he had to run away from the smell!

36. Why did the man delivering fart awareness pamphlets get fired from his job? He let one rip.

37. Why did the man stop telling fart jokes? He was told that his jokes stink.

38. Why do horses like to fart when they buck? Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.

39. Why does Piglet smell of farts? Because he plays with Pooh!

40. Why doesn’t Chuck Norris fart? Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

41. Why don’t farts do well at school? They get expelled!

42. Why don’t skeletons fart in public? Because they haven’t got the guts!

43. Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don’t have Windows!

44. Why should you never fart on an elevator? It’s wrong on so many levels.

45. Why won’t the skeleton fart in public? He doesn’t have the guts.

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