11 Funny Fart Riddles With Answers

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Here find some best collections of fart riddles, funny fart puzzle questions, and brain teasers. And to solve these puzzles we are also sharing the answer to the question.

Fart Riddles With Answers

1. I don’t exist unless you cut me, but if you stab me I won’t bleed. I hate no one yet am abhorred by all. What am I?

Answer: A fart

2. I was a gift to the one but poison to the others, I was a favored sign but also a hated symbol, Some say that of many I was not short, While others talk of two that were far too long, I was stolen and then torn And became something to mourn, I am in the Bible – what am I?

Answer: Joseph’s long-sleeved coat

3. Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?

Answer: A fart

4. What came out from ONE hole and goes into TWO holes?

Answer: Farts.

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5. What did the poo say to the fart?

Answer: “You blow me away.”

6. What do you call a person that doesn’t fart in public?

Answer: A private tutor

7. What is born into this world Without hiding, hair, or skin; Cries once and never cries again?

Answer: A fart

8. What is the sharpest thing in the world? Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!

9. When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed As when I go astray. What could I be?

Answer: A fart

10. Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?

Answer: Because they don’t have Windows.

11. You can hear me but you can never see me, what am I?

Answer: A fart