55+ Funny Valentine Messages & Wishes to make your day humorous

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55+ Funny Valentine Messages & Wishes to make your day humorous

Funny Valentine Messages: You can make your Valentine’s Day funny and humorous with some witty words. Find here some of the best funny valentine’s day messages and quotes to share with your loved ones. With the help of these words, you can make your valentines day funny and humourous.

Funny Valentine Messages & Wishes

1A date with you? No thanks, I would rather have an apple by myself alone. Happy valentine’s day!
2Before our relationship, you told me you ain’t got time for valentine’s day. Well, I’ve just realized that you lied about that. Happy valentine’s day anyway!
3Buy me chocolates and flowers today, or tonight you dine alone. The choice is yours, darling. Happy valentine’s day to you with love!
4Celebrating Valentine’s Day looks great in movies. But in real life, it’s just horrible and costly. Try buying a bouquet of flowers and you’ll know!
5Darling, I think we will have a great time together today. Just don’t forget to spend some time on dental cleaning. Happy valentine’s day!
6Do you know the very famous quote saint Valentine said before his death? – he said, “don’t buy a cow when you can have milk for free’’!
7Everyone should have a boyfriend like you, why should I put up with your stupidity alone! Happy valentine’s day.
8Girlfriends are temporary, friends are permanent. Accept this truth, my friend. Let’s spend this Valentine’s Day high on drugs and drunk as a lord!
9Happy valentine’s day my love. Can you help me find the cheapest dinner plan for the two of us tonight? I’ll be forever grateful to you for that!
10Happy Valentine’s Day. Here is the list of things you should buy me because you are the best boyfriend in the entire world.

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11Have all the fun with your valentines but don’t forget that the night is for us getting drunk together & doing shits like no one ever does!
12I always searched for someone to live with, but I ended up finding the person I cannot live without. Happy Valentine!
13I am not saying that I care about money more than I do about you. But it’s my father’s advice to spend my money for good purposes only! Happy Valentine’s Day!
14Valentine’s Day meant nothing to me before you, it’s still means nothing. But I love you anyway.
15I am sorry that I can’t give you my heart this year as I have another thumping organ for you if you’re interested in it.
16I don’t always celebrate valentine’s day, but I make sure I have a fake smile on my face when I do.
17Want to know my plan for today? Getting you arrested for stealing my heart. Happy valentine’s day, my love!
18I don’t mind being a security guard while you’re dating as long as you’re paying for me being drunk & grabbing some hookers from the club.
19I don’t need a lot of candies this valentine’s day because I’m on a diet. You can buy me diamonds instead!
20Well, true love originates from the heart and runs through the veins. Don’t let it become too sweet because it can give you diabetes. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Funny Short valentine’s Day Messages

21I guess you didn’t steal my heart; you completely grabbed me from me! Happy Valentine’s day.
22I hate valentine’s day because it makes me feel lonely and disconnected from the world. But I do like the memes. So yeah, keep sending me those!
23What if I told you that you cleaning up all the dishes seduces me more than you whining about a candlelight dinner on valentine’s day?
24I have found my way back to your heart like a stray dog finds his way back home. Thank you for letting me in every time. Happy valentine’s day!
25I hope you have prepared the best valentine’s day gift for your best friend!
26Whatever you do, don’t commit yourself. You’ll be dead long before your death. Happy valentine’s day!
27I just found out that I have fallen in love more deeply than I had originally planned. You can take this as a valentine’s day confession from me!
28I like the way you chew my mind like a bar of chocolate. It’s just a matter of days before I become brain dead because of your love!
29Who said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend! Happy Valentine’s day.
30I love the way people ask me about my plans on valentine’s as if they don’t know I’m single.
31I love you like a lazy guy loves his bed in the morning. I want you like a monkey wants a banana and I crave for you as a fat boy craves for chocolates.

Funny Valentine Quotes & Messages

32You are just as much weird as me. That makes us a perfect couple. Happy valentine’s day to my crazy one!
33I love you so much, I could steal the moon for you, but for now, here I stole chocolates. Happy Valentine’s Day.
34I need to upgrade the power of my glasses because I’m blindly in love with you.
35You cannot define love in one word and you cannot celebrate love in one day. That’s why I don’t have any plans with you on this Valentine’s Day!
36I was wondering if she knows about all your secret valentines or is she just another ‘beautiful but dumb’ doll. Just kidding! Happy Valentine’s Day!
37I wish I could wrap all my love for you in a box and send you as a gift on this valentine’s day. But I couldn’t send it because there is not such a big box to carry all my love for you.
38You don’t need a valentine to spend time with on valentine’s day, just like you don’t need HIV on AIDS day.
39I would say you are my favorite thing about Valentine’s Day but then I remember chocolates exist. So, you are my second favorite thing about Valentine’s Day.
40If my wealth grew as much as my love for you today, I’d be on the Forbes list of richest men in the world. Happy valentine’s day!
41If you can’t buy happiness with money, try buying a valentine’s gift for me. It will work like magic. I can guarantee you that!
42You don’t need flowers to smell sweet and don’t need ornaments to look beautiful. And then I thought you don’t need a valentine’s day either to be loved!

Best Funny Valentine Wishes & Messages

43If you feel lonely today, just remind yourself that yesterday you felt the same as today, and tomorrow will not be different either. Happy valentine’s day!
44If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
45It feels so sad to know that you don’t have any special person to spend Valentine’s day with. You better spend the day with me, and better luck next year!
46It’s always a wonder how the least intelligent guy in the friend circle gets the most beautiful girl in the class. Happy Valentine’s Day!
47Just think if the cupid missed his goal and shoot someone else for you. No, I would not let him do that. Happy Valentine’s Day dear.
48Let’s pretend for one day that we love each other more than anything else. We can avoid each other for the rest of 364 days!
49Love is just like a fart. If you push it, it will be crap. Happy valentine’s day, my friend!
50Love is like a blanket. It will keep you warm and safe for some time but very soon you’ll realize that it was an electric blanket and someone else is in control of the switch!
51Valentine’s day is one day to stay committed to one person and the other days are for other persons.
52Love will make you feel fifteen at the age of fifty. So be in love always. Happy valentine’s day.
53Loving you is my job and every job holder needs the motivation to work. Can I have some motivation tonight? Happy valentine’s day!

Funny Valentine’s Day Wishes & Messages

54May God fills your heart with love and your wallet with money so you can buy some chocolates for your honey! Happy valentine’s day!
55My love for you will be the same even when you’ll have no teeth left and no hair black. Happy Valentine!
56On valentine’s day, if you don’t have anyone, don’t be sad. Just know that you’re not the only one.
57Thanks to me being so beautiful, we make the most gorgeous couple. Happy Valentine’s Day.
58The best way to spend this valentine’s day for me is to spend it with the love of my life – food. Wishing happy valentines day to you!
59The world is filled with so many people with so little love. Tonight, let’s make some love together. Happy valentine’s day!
60This valentine I cannot give you my heart because I have given it to you when I first met you. Interested in having my kidney? Happy Valentine’s Day.
61Today, let us celebrate the early demise of all men in promoting love just like Saint Valentine did before his own sad demise!

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