Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious jokes for 11 year olds (Funny jokes for aged 11 kids). These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Jokes For 11 Year Olds
1. A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought “That’s not very mature”.
2. A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a lizard in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss its butt and let it go”
3. A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
4. Doctor I keep stealing things “Take these tablets; if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen TV.”
5. Have you seen the movie “Constipated”? No, it hasn’t come out yet!
6. I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
7. I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
8. I love pressing F5. It’s so refreshing.
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9. If you are an astronaut and you don’t end every relationship with “I just need space” then you are wasting everyone’s time.
10. Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
11. Two clairvoyants meet. One says to the other: “You are fine, and how am I?
12. Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink… No thank you, said Vincent, I’ve got one ‘ere.
13. What did the envelope say to the stamp? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
14. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t peak, I’m changing!
15. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waste of time!
16. What do you get if you combine a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
17. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.
18. What happened to the frog who’s car broke down? He had to be toad.
19. What is tall when it is young but short when it is old? A candle!
20. Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
21. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school!
22. Why didn’t dinosaurs eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
23. Why do French people like to eat snails? They can’t stand fast food.
