Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious jokes for 12 year olds (Funny jokes for aged 12 kids). These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Jokes For 12 Year Olds
1. A dog walks into a job centre. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
2. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The Bartender says, “What the hell is that?” The Pirate says, “I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
3. Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed an Oxo cube? He made a laughing stock of himself.
4. Doctor: You’re obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
5. Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.
6. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
7. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
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8. I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
9. I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered scrambled eggs during the Renaissance.
10. My girlfriend has just dumped me because she thinks I’m obsessed with football. I’m gutted – we’d been going out for three seasons.
11. Someone stole my mood ring. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
12. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
13. The other day my friend was telling me that I didn’t understand irony…..Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop.
Jokes For Aged 12 Kids
14. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.
15. What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.
16. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
17. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
18. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
19. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? My new hobby is eating clocks. It’s rather time-consuming.
20. What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
21. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
22. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
23. What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes….
24. Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
25. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
26. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
