20 Funny Jokes For 3 Year Old Kids

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Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious jokes for 3 year old kids. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Jokes For 3 Year Old Kids

1. How do all the oceans say hello to each other? Answer: They wave!

2. What did one toilet say to the other? Answer: You look a bit flushed.

3. What did the policeman say to his tummy? Answer: You’re under a vest!

4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? Answer: A stick.

5. What do you call a donkey with three legs? Answer: A Wonkey.

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6. What do you call a train that sneezes? Answer: Achoo-choo train.

7. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Answer: A Woolly Jumper.

8. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Answer: Hot cross bunnies.

9. What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Answer: Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

10. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Answer: Thunderwear.

11. What does a cow do for fun? Answer: Goes to the mooo-vies.

12. What is brown and sticky? Answer: A stick.

13. What’s the difference between elephants and bananas? Answer: Bananas are yellow.

14. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Answer: Where you left him.

15. Where does the queen keep her armies? Answer: Up her sleevies.

16. Why are pirates called pirates? Answer: Because they ARRRRRR.

17. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

18. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Answer: Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

19. Why do giraffes have such long necks? Answer: Because they have smelly feet.

20. Why was six scared of seven? Answer: Because seven eight nine.