Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious jokes for 5 years old kids. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Jokes For 5 Year Old Kids
1. Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
2. How do bees brush their hair? They use honeycombs.
3. How does NASA organize a party? The planet
4. What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear!
5. What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.
6. What do kittens like to eat? Mice cream.
7. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
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8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
9. What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
10. What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.
11. What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks.
12. What goes “Ha ha ha…..THUD!”? A monster laughing his head off.
13. What goes “tick, woof, tick woof”? A watch dog.
14. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
15. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Sneakers
16. Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots, and leaves? A Panda
17. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications.
18. Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!
19. Why do bees hum? They’ve forgotten the words.
20. Why don’t polar bears eat penguins? Because they can’t get the wrappers off.
21. Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
