Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious jokes for 7 year old kids. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Jokes For 7 Year Old Kids
1. A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
2. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? “The food is good, but there’s no atmosphere.”
3. How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
4. I started writing a story about a broken pencil, but I gave up because it was pointless.
5. Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they’re by a zebra crossing. One says, “Don’t cross here!” The other one says, “Why not?” The first one says, “Look what happened to this zebra!”
6. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
7. What do you call a rich elf? Welfy.
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8. What do you call an old snowman? Water
9. What happens when cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
10. What’s faster, cold or hot? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
11. When does it rain money? When there is “change” in the weather.
12. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you’re a mouse.
13. Who is the world’s greatest underwater secret agent? James Pond.
14. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
15. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
16. Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a Fun-Guy.
17. Why did the scientist wear denim? Because he was a jean-ius.
18. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his doody
19. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
20. Why was the picture sent to jail? Because it was framed!
21. Why wouldn’t the crab share his sweets? Because he was a little shellfish!