Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious jokes for 8 year old kids. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.
Jokes For 8 Year Old Kids
1. A man was taken to hospital after eating daffodil bulbs. Doctors say he’s recovering and he’ll be out in the Spring.
2. Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army? The first time he saluted he almost killed himself.
3. Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
4. How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest? Look for grey hares.
5. How did the yeti feel when he had flu? Abominable.
6. How do you help an injured pig? Call a ambulance.
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7. What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
9. What do you call a man trapped in a paper bag? Russell.
10. What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head? Ray!
11. What do you call an exploding monkey? A Bab-boom.
12. What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.
13. What does the Queen do when she burps? She issues a royal pardon.
14. What happened when the owl lost her voice? She didn’t give a hoot.
15. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy.
16. What type of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts!
17. What type of tree can you hold in one hand? A Palm Tree!
18. What’s the difference between a fish and piano? You can’t tuna fish.
19. Where do hamburgers take their dance on Valentine’s Day? The Meat Ball!
20. Why did the opera singer go on a cruise? She wanted to hit the high Cs.
21. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
22. Why should you never tell a pig your secret? Because it is sure to squeal.