23 Best Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids

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Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious jokes for 9 year old kids. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Jokes For 9 year Old Kids

1. How do you keep an astronauts baby from crying? You Rocket!

2. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

3. I wrote a song about a tortillWella. actually, it’s more of a rap.

4. My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at him.

5. Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil. Yes, sir, it was ground this morning.

6. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weakdays!

7. What did the thumb say to the finger? I’m in Glove with you!

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8. What do Ninjas eat for lunch? Kung-food.

9. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

10. What do you call a girl who stands inside goalposts and stops the ball rolling away? Annette.

11. What do you call a snake on a building site? A boa constructor.

12. What do you call a stag with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye-deer.

13. What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice Cream!

14. What is the skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!

15. What is the smartest insect? A Spelling Bee.

16. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm!

17. What lies at the bottom of the ocean, worrying? A nervous wreck.

18. What vegetables do librarians like? Quiet peas.

19. Where do aliens go to get drunk? To a Mars Bar.

20. Why did the scarecrow get a pay rise? Because he was outstanding in his field.

21. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

22. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!

23. Why would you smear peanut butter on a road? To go with the traffic jam!