33 Funny And Hilarious Jokes For Teens

Find here the collection of some funny, hilarious jokes for teens. These jokes are shared here to create humor. Because laughing creates a positive impact on you physically and mentally.

Funny Jokes For Teens

1. A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

2. A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”

3. How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He bit into his pizza before it was cool.

4. How do wicked chickens reproduce? They lay deviled eggs.

5. How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.

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6. I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

7. I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

8. I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.

9. I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.

10. My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.

11. People are always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.

12. The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

13. Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, and today I asked her to marry me. She said no on both occasions.

14. What can you catch but not throw? Your breath.

15. What did one DNA strand say to the other? Does my bum look big in these genes?

16. What did one light bulb say to the other? Watt’s up?

17. What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.

18. What did the punching bag say to the boxer? Hit me baby, one more time.

19. What do a coder and a plant have in common? STEM

20. What do you call a slender cow? Lean beef

21. What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes? Keep going until you get a reaction.

22. What’s the best way to get in touch with a fish? Drop it a line.

23. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don’t know, don’t care.

24. Where do cows go on date night? To the moovies.

25. Where does fruit go on vacation? Pearis.

26. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!

27. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.

28. Why did Adele cross the road? To say “hello from the other side.”

29. Why did God supposedly make men before He made women? Because everyone needs a rough draft.

30. Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can’t even.

31. Why do wrappers need umbrellas? Fo’ drizzle.

32. Why is the obtuse angle sad? Because it’s never right.

33. Why was the math book bummed? It had a lot of problems.

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