Here find some best collections of lawyer riddles, funny lawyer puzzle questions, and brain teasers. And to solve these puzzles we are also sharing the answer to the question.
Lawyer Riddles With Answers
1. A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?
Answer: The sisters are Siamese twins.
2. Don’t judge a book by its cover. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Clothes make the man.
3. How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
4. How do you get a group of personal injury lawyers to smile for a picture?
Answer: Just say “Fees!”
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5. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
Answer: You always hear about them, but you never see them.
6. What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?
Answer: Skeet
7. What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
Answer: A whine cellar.
8. What does a lawyer wear to court?
Answer: A Lawsuit.
9. What’s a great name for a lawyer?
Answer: Sue!
10. What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
Answer: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Lawyer Brain Teasers, puzzle questions with answers
11. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
Answer: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
12. What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
Answer: God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer
13. What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
Answer: Accountants know they’re boring.
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14. What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
Answer: One is a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and one is a fish…
15. What’s the difference between a Lawyer and a Snake?
Answer: Drivers will swerve to avoid a snake
16. When lawyers die, why don’t vultures eat them?
Answer: Even a vulture has taste.
17. Which of the following words don’t belong in the group and why? CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS.
Answer: Courts. All of the others are anagrams of each other.
18. Why did God invent lawyers?
Answer: So that realtors would have someone to look down on.
19. Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreens when vacationing at a beach resort?
Answer: Because they’re used to doing all of their lyings indoors.
20. Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Answer: Professional courtesy!
21. Why would Snow White be a good judge?
Answer: Because she’s the fairest in the land
22. You do not want to have it, but when you do have it, you do not want to lose it. What is it?
Answer: A lawsuit
