The funniest lines from Talladega Nights
“You’ve gotta cross over the anger bridge and come back to the friendship shore.”
— Cal Naughton Jr.
“I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There’s no shame in that.”
— Cal Naughton Jr.
“Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.”
— Jean Girard
“Ricky, remember: The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.”
— Chip
“Here’s the deal-I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”
— Ricky Bobby
“Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.”
— Ricky Bobby
“I don’t know what to do with my hands.”
— Ricky Bobby
“Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam.”
– Jean Girard
“Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?”
– Jean Girard