The funniest lines from Talladega Nights

“You’ve gotta cross over the anger bridge and come back to the friendship shore.”

— Cal Naughton Jr.

“I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There’s no shame in that.”

— Cal Naughton Jr.

“Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.”

— Jean Girard

“Ricky, remember: The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.”

— Chip

“Here’s the deal-I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”

— Ricky Bobby

“Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.”

— Ricky Bobby

“I don’t know what to do with my hands.”

— Ricky Bobby

“Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam.”

– Jean Girard