10 Fish Jokes For Kids

How do you make a goldfish age?

Take out the G and Fish!

How does a shark greet a fish?

Pleased to eat you!

How does a squid go into battle?

Well armed!

What competition do fish enter?

The Great British Hake Off!

What did a shark eat with its peanut butter sandwich?

A jellyfish.

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?

This tastes a little funny!

What did the shark say to the other shark?

There’s some-fin special about you!

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?

Chews wisely!

What do whales have for dinner?

They eat fish and ships.