47 Funny Good Morning Messages, Wishes, Texts, And Quotes

Funny Good Morning Messages: When you wake up in the morning and see someone with a big smile, you have a great start to the day. If you want, you can easily make your loved ones laugh in the morning. When someone close to you wakes up in the morning, and you send him a good morning special, then he/she feels happy.

That’s why we have brought something special Funny Good Morning Messages, Wishes, Texts & Quotes for you. Share these messages with your closest ones.

Funny Good Morning Messages, Wishes & Texts

Share these funny good morning messages, wishes & quotes with your friends.

1. Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

2. Don’t believe everything you see. The morning may look nice and refreshing but it’s just the beginning of another boring day for you. Good morning!

3. Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.

4. Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!

5. Getting up early in the morning is the first step of starting a productive day. Good morning, sleepyhead! You have a long way to reach the weekend.

6. Good luck with your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.

7. Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!

8. You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!

9. Good morning my dear. If you are still sleeping, then you should understand why people call you lazy and fat.

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10. Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

11. You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!

12. Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.

13. Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!

14. Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!

15. Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.

16. Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

17. Your whole life is left for plenty of sleep, but please wake up now and get your lazy bones working! Good morning!

18. Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!

19. I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

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20. I hope my good morning message doesn’t reach you at 3 p.m.! Have a good day, even if you start your day in the afternoon. Good morning.

21. Waking up early in the morning makes you healthier and stronger. Sleeping in the morning makes you lazier and dumber. The choice is yours. Good morning!

22. I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!

23. I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!

24. Wishing you a refreshing cup of coffee and a very short Monday! Good morning!

25. I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!

26. I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!

27. I’m sure you are all grumpy as usual, but trust me, waking up so early would be worth it today! Good morning and have a productive day!

28. If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.

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29. If there was an Oscar for people who oversleep in the morning, you’d surely win it. But since there is none, you should try waking up early. Good morning!

30. You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!

31. If you are enjoying the first rays of the sun and thinking of having a good day, you’re probably having a daydream. Wake up!

32. If you want to become good-looking and healthy, die and be born again. Good morning!

33. It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!

34. Last night Thanos wiped up half of the population of this earth but you’re still alive. Congratulations and good morning!

35. Life doesn’t give us second chances to us. But it gives a million chances to those who can’t utilize them. Good morning! I’m definitely not talking about you!

36. Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!

37. Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning!

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38. Nothing about having to wake up in the morning sounds ‘good’, but I still wanna wish you a good morning! May you survive without falling asleep at work!

39. Oversleeping is a bad habit and obesity is a disease. Congratulations! Because you have both! Good morning, dear!

40. Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.

41. Sleeping late and waking up late are the two biggest enemies of good health. Congratulations to you for doing both like an expert. Good morning!

42. Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!

43. The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!

44. The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it’s not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!

45. You have a message: wake up you lazy.

46. The sky is awake and the birds have already started working their ass off. But look at you snoring loud!

47. Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.

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